Collection: Sex Toy Cleaners

I was a little skeptical about this and all it claims and even a little embarrassed. I decided I’d check it out just to see if the claims were true and this was all it was talked up to be. Well… it’s that and some. It was kind of awkward the first time but once I got going, OMG! It has been some time since I had blown a nut like that. I chalked that t up that it had been a while and that was why. But I tried it again the next day and same results. I was having fun with it , too much fun. You can take it in the car with you, but don’t recommended for safety reasons. I almost got into a wreck. You can take it to work and have a nooner in your office under your desk while nobody noticed. I kind of got a little carried away for a few months and if I told you the places I used this is probably be arrested or put in a mental hospital . It definitely satisfies that desire you crave, but it doesn’t replace the intimacy of being with a woman. But I didn’t have to worry about if I got lucky or not cause I had my for sure waiting in my night stand. As crazy as this may sound, the less I tried to get a woman into my bed the more the ended up in my bed. Like I said, that’s crazy. I try less and get more.. Anyways, the feeling is exciting and incredible. It’s worth the money and it doesn’t make you weird or anything. The only thing I would say don’t do is let your friend try it out. It may take you a week of hunting him down to get it back.

Top tip: use lube and lots of it. Think about it a blowjob is sloppy and that is what you’re re-creating here. Is this better than a woman? Lol probably not BUT how many women do you know that can suck you off for hours and hours? Loving edging with this bad boy. Just remember to clean the sleeve afta you use it. Don’t be lazy. I got the renewal powder which helps keep it dry and smooth after you’ve cleaned it. bit expensive for that powder though it does last basically forever

I saw the TV advert for Fleshy Pro and thought I gotta try it. I had a fleshlight years ago but got bored of it. I love a good blowjob so maybe this is the one for me. It came in 2 days by UPS which was good because I wanted it in time for a weekend at home alone while the wife was away. Lubed it up good but I wasn’t hard yet so I just placed my d!ck at the whole and turned on the sucking mode. It pulled me softly then pushed me out back and forth. Within a couple minutes i was super ready to go. I kept this going and started stroking up and down. I played for about 20 minutes before I just hit the climax button and it took ballsssss deep and yeah the rest is history. I’m sold man this is way better than a handjob. I’m going to try the Fleshy Thrust next

Ssshit do i even need a girlfriend now? Yes actually because sex is even more fun when you use toys on each other and now we have a toy for me (shes got loads its so unfair). The gf loves playing with this on me - she uses the climax mode to bring me super close to the edge then denies me from cumming

Find it really handy for when im going through a dry patch and i just want to enjoy some good porn and kick back. Easy to clean thankfully. Battery lasts ages. No problems so far. Im going to order more sleeves so i can try different sensations. Shipping was $9 which i was kinda annoyed at after spending over $100 but I must admit that its nice to see a company using super fast shipping (and i know it costs them way more than $9 to do that).

I have a lot of toys. I even reviewed them on p-hub for a while (took those down eventually after my new girlfriend didnt like it sadly). When it comes to a toy its all about the “function” … what does it do? Stroke you? Suck you? Vibrate you? Electrically stimulate you (yeah thats a thing)? Buying a toy that does everything ensures you’ll have a mid experience. The fleshy pro is a sucker. Thats what it does well. Sucking you in and sucking you hard. If you like blowjobs youll like the fleshy pro. If you prefer a girl bouncing on top your going to prefer their Thrust. They actually sent me a Rumble for free (due to an error with my order so this was like their apology) and thats a new one to me. Imagine just super intense vibration but only on your head - really good for just edging for hours.

I actually got a fleshy pro as a gag gift at a christmas party. Everyone thought it was hilarious but by the end of the night pretty much every guy had admitted they wish they had got the gift. I keep pretending I haven’t tried it yet but I use it all the time. Really awesome. Wife appreciates the rest lol.

A man lives two lives the first starts when he discovers how to have a wank and the second starts when he discovers the Fleshy Pro. I always thought the fleshlites were weird and for losers that couldnt get laid but then I grew the fuck up and realized I deserve to explore my own pleasure. I honestly think that all those people that say women have better orgasms than men just havent learned how to masturbate properly. Practice makes perfect